Beatles Mania

“I Am The Walrus”
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly.  I’m crying.  Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come.  Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.  Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long.  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.  I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob.  Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row.  See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run.  I’m crying, I’m crying.  I’m crying, I’m crying.  Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.  Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess.  Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.  I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob.  Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don’t come.  You get a tan from standing in the English rain.  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.  I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob.  Expert textpert choking smokers.  Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)  See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied. I’m crying. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.  Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe.  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.  I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob.  Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob.  Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba.  Jooba jooba. Jooba jooba. Jooba jooba…

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself!  I love that song.  It’ll now be rumbling around my head all day!

If you are feeling fevered with Beatles love might I suggest that you pop on over to my Etsy shop and get your hands on these beautiful specimens?

As my mind has been turned to madness with my Walrus singing.  If you buy one, you can have the other half price!  (until the 10th August)  All you need to do is let me know that you would like the other one added and I will make you your very own listing!

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